Dennis Rogers # R-41290
Pinckneyville Correctional Center
5835 State Route 154
Pinckneyville IL 62274 USA
Are you tired of dealing with the same old dummies? Well, I am a reformed dummy, the smartest one you will ever meet. In my almost 20 years in prison, I have come to realize how dumb I am. Why? Because I am sitting here without you (see I told you I was a smart dummy). If you are reading this, I know you have to be looking for someone interesting to be in your life. Well, you found me, the worlds’ smartest dummy, the one who is going to change your life. Now, before you go any further you can’t be a dummy yourself (can you imagine our kids, having to wear a helmet because they keep running into walls, eating crayons, and who knows what else, boogers everywhere). Now we don’t need that do we?
But, now let me describe myself (I know this is what you’ve been waiting for), I’m around 6 ft tall, about 225lbs, I try to stay in shape (I got to make it home to you). I work out 5 days a week (that’s why I keep such a tight Butt). Now wait, I know that’s all you needed to hear, but keep reading. I got a few tattoos over the years, but that only makes me look more rugged. The picture with this ad is an old one, I’ve toned up since then. I am loyal to a fault. I will always do my best to keep my word and be honest with people. I am playful, nutty, fun-loving and mischievous just to name a few personality traits. You will see, there’s never a dull moment with me.
If you are affectionate, love laughter and adventure and are looking for a best friend, I am waiting (I know the tight butt comment got your attention).
Dennis Rodger Jr.
Asatru / Odinist
Ad Start: 03-18-21
Ad Expiration: 03-18-22