PrisonPenPals ~ Basic Ad

ATTENTION!
Long time viewer, first time writer? Go ahead with your letter!

Are you tired of men lying and treating you like crap? Do men only come around when it's convenient for them? Wouldn't you love to have a man tell you the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help them God? Have you been in misleading relationships based on calculated false intentions? Don't worry, help is here! Before my false incarceration, I was a successful advertising business entrepreneur. I can advise you on how to interpret a man's true spirit. Have you been out of the dating scene for awhile? Do you need a confidence boost, or a little practice? Then write me, Gregg Vandyke! With no strings attached enjoy real, honest, and entertaining companionship, all while learning the hidden secrets of lying men! Experience the friend you have always wanted, one that can't talk behind your back to your other friends!!

I hope you enjoyed my prison infomercial! Hurry and write, my secrets are standing by! But wait there's more! In the next 5 minutes you can also contact me by email through jpay.com. Gregg Vandyke!

Hurry, before I'm released!