Christopher Carpenter
Christopher Carpenter # 2133631
East Texas Treatment Facility
P O Box 8000
Henderson   TX   75653   USA
Now Accepting Applications For a New Partner In Crime (because apparently, the last one wasn't much help) - Must have a sense of humor and be fluent in sarcasm - Must be willing to go on adventures, that may or may not require wearing a cape.

A working knowledge of flux capacitors is a plus, but not a requirement (for time travel, obviously) - Must know how to take care of business, but also be able to laugh and enjoy life. Funny is a plus.

I'm a very positive, and sometimes goofy person. I'm extremely outspoken and not easily offended, so feel free to ask me anything. I'm an open book, but I also have no filter. I value honesty, loyalty, and above all, being a father to my son. I consider myself to be resilient and open minded, and I look forward to developing and new friendship with you! I hope to hear from you soon!!

Please note: the facility I am at only allows regular, pony express, carrier pigeon, snail mail. However, I can make calls to any US number, if that's something you'd be interested in. If you are more tech savvy, and don't have time to put pen to paper, you can download an app on your phone called Ameelio, and you can type your letter to me, and they send it via US post for you. Drop me a line, and we will go from there!

Ad Start: 07-22-21
Ad Expiration:  07-22-22
Intoxicated Manslaughter
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