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Hopeless romantic all (super) lonely in prison, looking for a girlfriend or six, just kidding!!! I'd like TWENTY, but FIVE would be fine. Seriously, just joking, I want exactly seventeen girlfriends! Alright, enough of that. Stupid little jokes aside, ONE legit girlfriend is all I really want. Your location/nationality/ethnicity doesn't matter, but no BBW/plus size ladies, please. Sorry, I like “skinny” girlies, no offense. Everybody has their preference. Just not into bigger girls myself. A warning too, I cuss…ALOT.

So I’m a musician (drummer, composer), unpublished novelist, and artist (drawing, painting, sculpting). Constantly writing novels/music and drawing. Have over two dozen songs written, minus lyrics and guitar solos, and 5 novels written, working on three others, waiting to publish when I hopefully get paroled on July 14th, 2029. Also designing video games and waiting screenplays for movies too.

I'm VERY artistic and creative, and I'm pretty much guaranteed to eventually become a rich (and famous, though I really don't care about Fame at all) rockstar and author and videogame designer and filmmaker and build up my own stupid little “multimedia entertainment empire” if/when I make it outta prison. I'm both willing AND eager to talk about that stuff, my music, novels, videogames, movie ideas, my plans to get rich and build my own “multimedia entertainment empire” with all that stuff. I have it ALL planned out, step by step. Willing to talk about anything and everything beyond that too, of course.

Love tattoos (you DON’T have to have any though) and kind of a nerd, as I like fantasy/sci-fi/anime stuff, but I especially love horror media, old and new. Spiritual, but not religious at all, and kind of a goofy weirdo who really likes to make people laugh. Stupidly romantic in a world where that's not a thing anymore and nobody seems to appreciate it, which sucks. Still romantic regardless. Just part of my nature, I guess. Maybe one of you ladies reading this actually likes when a guy is romantic in a fun and not-dweeby way, like I am.

Anyways, I'm a MAJOR music Maniac (and musician, as previously mentioned) and major Rock/Heavy metal fan (famous bands are Slipknot, Lamb of God, Cradle of Filth, Heaven Shrill Burn, Slayer, Cannibal Corpse, Hatebreed, Sum 41) but I like music from MANY genres. NOT a rap/hiphop fan though. Some of my favorite songs( no particular order) outside those bands just mentioned/other heavy stuff are (give ‘em a listen if ya feel like it)--
“Aura Lee” by the Romantic Sound Orchestra
“ Paper Lung” by Underoath
“ The Levy” by From First To Last
“ One More Time” by Korn
“ Fade to Black” by Metallica
“ I Only Want To Be With You" by The Tourists
“ Can't Smile Without You" by Barry Manilow
“ Green Green Grass of Home” by Ajax
“ Vera Lee” by Insane Clown Posse
“ Story of My Life” by Social Distortion
“ Mr. Brightside” by The Killers
“ Karma Chameleon” by Culture Club
“ Boulevard of Broken Dreams” by Green Day
“ Give Me Novocaine” by Green Day
“ Whatsername” by Green Day
“ James” by The Bangles
“Deep” by and Anathema

So yeah, I like a big variety of music, but outside of heavy stuff, mostly atmospheric, melodies, and/or sad stuff really speaks to me for some reason. Whatever, I like what I like, and I'm not ashamed of it. YOU don't personally have to like any of the stuff I listed above to get along with me, by the way. Just sharing my favorite not–super-heavy music so whoever gets an idea of how diverse my taste in music are. You can tell A LOT about someone by their favorite music, so sharing that is my way of letting you see what kind of person I am.

Willing to write physical letters if that's your thing, but messaging on the GettingOut app is quicker and cheaper. I'd like to do messaging (25 cents a message) through GettingOut at least a little, though I really like talking on the phone ALOT, but what I REALLY love doing is video visits, and you'd have to create a GettingOut account and download the separate GettingOut Visits app to do video calls with me. I'll pay for them (16 cents a minute).
GettingOut info you’d need to add me is - Brandon Hennig #138188, Idaho State Correctional Institution

Please send a pic of yourself and your phone number if you wanna be my pen pal, whether you send a letter or add me on GettingOut.

Well, that's it. Hopefully just ONE of you pretty, slender little ladies (anywhere) out there is looking for a romantic relationship with a convict and just read all this silly crap and wanna hit me up. Don't be shy, I don't bite - WAIT, yes I do! But not THAT hard! Unless you're into that, lol.
Alright, I'm done. Hit me up if you want a fun, playful, stupid romantic artist, writer, and musician to talk to and get to know and possibly start somethin’ with. Alright, peace out, pretty little ladies, bye.

*NOTE–”GettingOut” app name is ONE WORD NOT TWO!! Look it up if you don't believe me, they make it a singular word in their app names, GettingOut and GettingOutVisits apps both.

Alright, that's it.