Nickalaus Stoutzenberger # MN3415
SCI Benner Township
Smart Communications PA DOC
P O Box 33028
St Petersburg FL 33733 USA
Nickalaus Stoutzenberger
Hi! I'm Nick and I'm primarily a both nerdy and geeky Super Fan of Pokémon and the band They Might Be Giants. Actions involving those two intellectual properties are the vast majority of what I willingly do, although I also enjoy comedies, some other recording artists and other games and cats. I'm on the autism spectrum, so you'll have to excuse my communication and social skills which are works in progress. I've been reclusive my whole life, but while incarcerated I've acquired mentors who try to get me as caught up to neurotypicals as possible (and hopefully eventually exonerate me).
Perhaps the main upside to knowing me is that I'm extremely obsequious, often inconveniencing myself to never hurt or upset anyone in any way. I rarely even actually get angry and even when I do I don't yell, insult or get passive-aggressive towards people (except jokingly), much less than actual aggressiveness. That said, people still inform me that I sometimes offend by accident due to my lack of filter and understanding of social etiquette/ability to read the room. Still, my heart and intentions are always good.broad. Favorite sitcoms include cartoons rated “14” or “MA” such as the works of Seth MacFarlane, Matt Groening and Mike Judge. When safe to do so, I myself act zany like a cartoon character, which can burn people out sometimes. I'm not even adept at devising my own original material. Also I can get too lewd for some.
I'd like to find a kind, tolerant cisgender woman who won't get sick of my eccentricities, agoraphobia, ickiness, ect. and loves me as I am, even when I bungle things (which is often). Preferably she'd be cool with us staying at home with just a small circle of close friends/family, enjoying our shared hobbies/interests. Possibly not someone too hung up on being neat and clean, as I quite dislike hygiene/cleaning and left to my own devices don't do it until I'm about to be around people who mind odor. (I suppose I need to learn to compromise and sacrifice more?) Allso someone who shares my Protestant faith but is liberal enough to be okay with marijuana, the LGBTQIA+ community, ect. But not like, ”cancel culture” liberal.
I'll likely never be particularly affluent, but I'd like a comfortable life, not lacking necessities or sufficient electronic devices for entertainment. I've been planning an Adobe Flash webtoon for 20 + years but never got past the writing process. Presumably, now AI advancements solve that. A sample of my art style should be included with this ad; it's the main character, based on myself. I'm biologically male but androgynous.
Peace! (P.S.-- I'm in Pennsylvania. our mailing our mail goes through this weird indirect process.
Sex Male |
DOB 09/01/1991 |
Seeking Women |
Race Caucasian, Native American |
Religion Protestant Christian |
Conviction Involuntary Deviate Sexual Intercourse w/ Person under 13 |
Release Min 10/29/2031 Max 04/29/2055 |
Ad Start: 06-19-2025
Ad Expiration: 06-19-2026