Jake Ritter
I want you…
To be the reason I no longer need this ad.


I'm looking for a relationship like never before. One that's not sexually based, because it can't be, @ least not literally while I'm in prison. I see this as a perfect opportunity to establish a deeper, more meaningful relationship.

I'm a Sagittarius who finds astrology interesting. A thrillseeker by nature who enjoys all outdoor activities. I can be as tenacious as a hair on a bar of soap. I believe life is often too short, so when a chance comes along… It (usually) should be taken.

I'm not a fan of "flaky"people. I value my word. You could say, it is my creed. So when I tell you something, you can believe it, and if I call you friend? It's for life! My greatest asset is probably my sense of humor. On occasion it gets me in trouble, but mostly helps maintain my sanity. I also believe, "We shouldn't take life too seriously, because we'll never get out alive.

I'll admire your bluntness, as I don't embarrass, or scare easily. I do believe in God, and don't see how anyone couldn't, especially anyone who's recently had a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice, or held a newborn baby.

I enjoy all kinds of music, although I can only stand so much country, before I start looking for a rope. My favorite movies are "Meet Joe Black" and "3000 Miles to Graceland". I'm not afraid to admit getting choked up watching movies like "The Rookie", Friends w/ Benefits, or the TV show "Undercover Boss".

I hope that's enough about me for now, because I'm more interested in learning about you. So don't be shy. I will promptly reply to any letters.

P.S. Cougars welcome, Catfish...Not!
Jake Ritter # 8657407
TRCI
82911 Beach Access Road
Umatilla, OR 97882  USA
Sex
Male
DOB
11/24/72
Seeking
Women, Men, Friends
Race
Caucasian
Religion
7th Day Adventist
Conviction
Assault 4, Delivery Meth
Release Date
2022
Ad Start: 12-15-16
Ad Expiration:12-15-17