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Ad Start Date 11-24-10 Ad Expiration Date 11-24-12
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Sex - Male
DOB - 04/27/82
Seeking - Women
Race - Caucasian
Religion -
Convicted Of - Aggravated Assault with a Firearm
Release Date - 09/26/14
Do you like to laugh???
Bananas. Hi...As you can see I am a towering 4 foot 1
and 5/8 and I tipped the
scales at a leg crushing but dead sexy 67 lbs. I am a physical specimen who has
been blessed. I have six super model toes on my left foot and 3 1/2 norso
attractive ones on my right, not sure what happened there. My fav food is most
certainly ice cold pickled pigs feet and hot sour milk with a touch of garlic
and a hint of sweet peppermint. I really enjoy building things out of
fingernails I find in public restrooms. You're probably thinking that this is a
normal thing to do but not so sanitary, I do use tweezers. O' gosh do I ever
enjoyed Bollywood movies while I stand on my head in a zebra striped thong,
you're now thinking "why do I have to wear zebra stripes"? That's a single
answer, they had no rattle snake skin left. I just love to celebrate cream corn
Sundays by rolling around in the sensual scent of sardine juice mmm OMG, it's
Sunday tomorrow. Unfortunately I do not have any sense of humor, but I heard
right after one time during my Thursday lunging class held at my local nude
beach, but I doubt it, that class takes some serious focus. My fav sporting
event is without a doubt, curling, this sport is so exciting, I had issues
containing my emotions, I find myself gazing in front of the mirror for hours
with only a cowboy hat on wondering why I am so lucky to have found such an
intense sport. I realize letters will
soon
be piling in after reading this but please contain yourself because I am very
busy learning to sew using this strange longhairs I find stuck to the bottom of
my shoes. "Toe nails are not accepted you sick people", unless it is Wednesday.
On a more serious note I am the best Thumb wrestler to ever live. The world's
thumb wrestler union of professionals was held in Equador, I have trophies with
a name on them. All the losers literally lose their thumbs, I have so many in
my fridge. Some people say that quickest way to a woman's heart is through
their stomach, but I think that's a bit too personal so I hope I made someone
laugh 
with my vulgarity. Feel free to write back. LOLStacey Baetz # 389627E
RTC
33344 King Road
Abbotsford, BC V2S 4P4 CANADA
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