PrisonPenPals ~ Basic Ad

Seeking a charismatic business-minded female who is willing to go the extra mile to make my dream a reality. Preference given to good negotiators and those with part-time jobs or open schedules to allow for research and travel. Other requirements include being at least a 7 in the looks department, excellent hygiene, a bubbly or charming personality and a clean criminal background check.

Relationship Seekers: Seeking a fun, intelligent, natural born female who is willing to look beyond the physical, that can't be fixed while in prison and see me for who I really am. No country or rap music, cats or small dogs, tattoos or drugs or alcohol. Can also be my business partner, but business must come before romance. I'll never ask for money.

Me: Loyal, reliable, surprisingly intelligent, good listener, creative, hopeless romantic,
Packer fan

When you write, please make sure to follow the mail policies because they are strict and moronic. Only use standard #10 4x9 1/2 envelopes, five pages max, single sided and nothing on the back of any pages or on the envelope other than names and addresses. Email rumored to be coming soon. Any pictures need to come printed on paper, or through approved vendors.

Also, please clearly state what you're seeking. I've lost good pen pals to misunderstandings and would hate to lose you. Please, no religious recruiters, Christ is already my Savior. And I will only respond if you respect my wishes in this ad.